Retirement Sayings

A retired husband is a wife's full time job!

Ahhh Retirement: Fishing Yesterday, Fishing Today, Fishing Tomorrow!

Life begins at retirement!

Retired - Knows it all and has lots of time to tell you.

Retired - Wheels are still spinning, but the hampster's slowing down.

Retired and spending my kids inheritance!

Retired takes all the meaning out of weekends.

Retired. Now I have a Life!

RETIRED: Goodbye tension...hello pension!

Retired: No clock, no deadlines, no stress, no money!

Retirement challenge: How to spend time without spending money.

Retirement, when every day is Saturday!

Retirement: No Job, No Stress, No Pay!

RETIREMENT: Twice the husband, half the money!

Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.

The only thing bad about retirement is you have to be old to qualify.