Sayings About Lawyers

A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a "brief."
Franz Kafka

Am I a Good Lawyer? Beyond a reasonable doubt!

Big Bad Barrister

Broke a mirror in my house and I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. Steven Wright

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. Ambrose Bierce

God is my witness. - Yeah, I should be so lucky!

Good Lawyering - it's all in the writs!

Good lawyers know the law, great lawyers know the judge.

He who laughs last has the best lawyer.

Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.

If I showed you my briefs, would you hold me in contempt?

If you want to get ahead in this world - get a lawyer, not a book. Fran Lebowitz

I'm a Lawyer, of course I'm appealing!

It is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive. Earl Warren

Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that
weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

Law: The only game where the best players get to sit on the bench.

Lawyer: individual whose principal role is to protect his clients from other memebers of his
profession.

Lawyers aren't opinionated. They're just always right.

Lawyers Make Great Husbands. They're used to saying "Yes, Your Honor"
and they know how to plead!

Lonely lawyer looking for that special summons!

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

Old Lawyers never die, they just lose their judgment.

Out on my own recognizance.

Pardon My Appearance...my civil suit is at the dry cleaners.

Some guys have the moves. Lawyers have the motions!

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.

The most appealing lawyers, use the shortest briefs!

The trouble with the legal profession is that 99% of its members
give the rest a bad name.

They say lawyers are sharks...but sometimes a shark is exactly what you need!

Tired Lawyer - waiting for a rest warrant!

Where there's a will...there's a fee!

You win some and you lose some, but you get paid for all of them.