Sayings About Computers
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A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. 

Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

Be brave...... Computers can sense fear!

C:/DOS, C:/DOS/RUN, RUN/DOS/RUN

C:\ is the root of all directories.

Chat Room Queen 

Computer Junkie

Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

Computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.

Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system that depends on human reliability is unreliable. 

Computers byte!

Computers will never replace human stupidity.

Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer to fined awl mistakes!

Don't byte off more than you can view.

Everything I know about computers, I learned from my kid!

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.

Get A Life - Get A Mac!

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks. 

Home is where the computer is plugged in.

I had a life once. Now I have a computer and a modem.

I haven't lost my mind - I have a back-up somewhere!

I just wish my mouth had a backspace key!

If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.

If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.

If it wasn't for the computer today, where would man be tomorrow?

If it's not in the computer....it doesn't exist!

Insufficient disk space, delete Windows to continue? (Y/y)

It is our policy is to ALWAYS blame the computer!

Just where is the "any" key anyway?

Keyboard: a device for entering errors into a computer.

Live well. Laugh often. E-mail much.

My computer made me do it !

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry!

Not tonight dear.....I have a modem.

Old computer programmers never die they just lose their memory.

Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

One reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.

Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Smash head on keyboard to continue!

The attention span of a computer is as long as it's electrical cord.

The computer allows you to make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila. Jeff Ratcliffe

The only people who think computer are good are those people who haven't got one yet.

The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.

THINK-- It gives you something to do while the computer is down.

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

To go forward, you must backup.

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

Welcome to Earth: A Subsidiary of Microsoft.

You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.