Fishing Sayings
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Men and fish are alike....they both get into trouble when they open their mouths!

My Goal: Fish More ~ Work Less

My rod and my reel, they comfort me.

Nothing grows faster than a fish from when it bites until it gets away.

Notice: This is the home of a serious fisherman.
Chances are it will not be occupied during fishing season.

Notice: This is the office of a serious fisherman. Please excuse occasional daydreaming!

Old fisherman never die, they just keep pluggin' along.

Old Fisherman never die, they just smell that way!

Old fishermen never die, they just smell like they did!

On a Fishin' Mission

RULE #1 NEVER touch my tackle!

So many fish - so little time!

Tall fish tales told here.

The Law of Fishing: It is always best just before you get there and right after you leave!

The two best times to fish is when it's rainin' and when it ain't.
Patrick F. McManus

There's a fine line between fishing.... and standing on the shore like an idiot!

Time spent fishing is not deducted from ones lifespan.

To fish or not to fish... NOT TO FISH ?? Yea...like that's even an option!

Wanted: Good woman who can: Cook, sew, clean fish, has boat and motor.
Send photo of boat and motor!

WELCOME FISHERMEN: Landlubbers by Appointment !!

Well stocked rivers, lakes and streams, These are a fisherman's favorite dreams!

Well this day was a waist of bait!

When in doubt...exaggerate!

When the going gets touch ~ the tough go fishing!

Will work for fish!

Wishin' I was fishin'

Wishin' I'd gone fishin'...

Women Want Me ~ Wish Fear Me!

Work is for people that don't fish!

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

You can separate the men from the boys by the size of their rods!

You Catch....You Clean