Doctor / Physician Sayings

A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools. Spanish Proverb

A pediatrician is known to have very little patients.

Acupuncture: a jab well done!

Advice for Surgeons: If it ain't broke, don't fix it! Measure thrice, think twice, cut once.

Doctors heal the best when they care the most...thank you for your compassionate care!

He cures most in whom most have faith.

It takes a lot of patients to be a successful doctor.

Medicine, the only profession that labors incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existance. James Bryce

Old Cardiac Surgeons never die, they just get bypassed.

Old doctors never die, they just lose their patients.

Orthopedic Surgeon: If you can't pin it or cast it, then screw it.

Plastic Surgeons can help you pick your nose!

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

The mark of a true doctor is usually illegible.

The practice of medicine is not only a science; it is an art. It deals with the
very process of life.

You blend gentleness with skill. You are a physician with a heart as well as a head.

Young and old, large and small, We treat them well and love them all.