Diet Sayings
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

A balanced diet is two hands in the honey pot.

A diet is what helps a person gain wait more slowly. Bill Copeland

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.

Brain cells come and brain cells go...but fat cells last forever.

Broken cookies...have no calories!

By the time I'm thin, fat will be in.

Diet Rule #2: Never weigh more than your refrigerator!

Dieting is not a piece of cake.

Dieting is the penalty for exceeding the feed limit.

Dieting is wishful shrinking!

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we may diet.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. Dave Barry

Everything tastes good when you're on a diet.

Ewe is fluffy

Ewes not fat....ewes fluffy!

God must have loved calories because He made so many!

He who stuffeth, puffeth!

Hey, I'm not fat! I'm just a nutritional overachiever.

How can I go on a diet - the fridge is still full!

How to lose weight....eat stuff you hate!

I am a nutritional overachiever.

I am built for comfort, not speed.

I follow two diets; one doesn't give me enough to eat!

I got this body from junk food.

I just ate my willpower!

I keep trying to lose weight...but it keeps finding me!

I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can diet !

I try to lose weight, but it keeps finding me!

I'd give up chocolate... but I'm not a quitter!

If stress burned calories...I would be a size 3!

I'm allergic to food, I break out in fat!

I'm not fat....I'm fluffy!

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