Diet Sayings
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I'm not overweight, I'm undertall!

I'm on a seafood diet; I eat everything I see!

I'm on the 30 day diet....so far I've lost 12 days.

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator. Huge Allen

I've been on a diet for two weeks and so far all I've lost is fourteen days.

I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge. Paula Poundstone

I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower-body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels. Dave Barry

Let's go on a starvation diet...no chocolate for 24 hours.

Most people eat to live....I live to eat. Unknown

My goal is to weigh what my driver's license says I do! Unknown

Never eat more than you can lift. Miss Piggy

No diet is impossible....hopeless maybe....but not impossible!

Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.

One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

One should eat to live, not live to eat!

Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet. Dan Bennett

Sad fact....square meals make round people.

Some do Richard Simmons, some do Jane Fonda, I do Sara Lee!

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Taste makes waist.

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor!

The waist is a terrible thing to mind.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Those who indulge.....bulge!

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Wake me up when I am a size4!

What you eat while standing up doesn't count.

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut!